Aloha Suckers!

Well, the life of a salesman, hmm. Here's your number, sorry about the economy, and Oh ya, we're now 30% higher than anyone ...IN THE WORLD! Good Luck. So, here's how it probably goes: the powers to be are having dinner, drinking a fine port no doubt, deciding who gets cut. "We have to have more sales". Oh, I know, we'll put on a contest, ya, they will all be motivated for a time and sales will go up. We'll make it a looooooong one, YA! HERE HERE!, Its good to be the king! Well, I signed onto this gig, and I sure as heck aint makin no commishk, so, Yahoo, another contest! The winner goes--- Where: Hawii, Beach facing rooms, How Long: 5 days, "bonus": Pro Bowl tix( incidently, the Pro Bowl is by far the weakest "All Star" event of all sports). I have momentum right now, so if I can bury a few comrades as it were, I should have a good chance to close the deal. A couple years ago, I won the trip to Italy for Bev and I. It was the trip of a lifetime, for sure. So, I am gonna win this one too. Hey, maybe I can use it for our 30th anniversery...never fly, no NASCAR there.

This contest has a "football" theme, and I am not a fan. Anyway, you earn yardage for opening new accts or adding new displays of new product. I am into our new air fittings planograms, 20 yds for a display. I plan on doubling the competition in yardage and scaring the rest of them out of the contest. Let those jerks worry about how much commission they will earn selling our regular products to the customers they still have. All that cash, wow, what a tax nighmare....I guess. In the meantime, I'm gettin Bev a grass skirt.

gettin late, gonna try to get some sleep. g'night